every guy thinks their dick is big and every girl thinks their eyebrows are great
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying